I’m beginning to think this puzzle is rigged!

Wow is line 4

AIPAC gives money to politicians, Epstein gathers dirt on rich people and politicians- politicians now have to do whatever they are told by Israel. citizens United accelerated this by making it easier to just bribe (sorry “give donations”) politicians than using pedophile honeypots to gain influence

You know, that’s true actually - I retract my statement

I mean, just unscrew the screws?

This is the only correct answer

Why not both!

Depertment of reedin’ and writin’gud

War crimes in the Caribbean… man the pirates franchise is getting dark

No no no! It’s cheaper for them to pay off politicians for special rates and then pass on the cost to the consumer! Won’t you think of the poor billionaires!

I feel part of that MAY have been my fault

But if our eyes aren’t eyes, are our eyes eye eyes?

Eyes aren’t electric…… unless your a bird

How they gonna find out? No cameras to witness it

In my defense, I was really stoned at the time

Yea! #STOPBOTHATE

This is patrick

I think as long as you’re careful you could avoid crashing the market until you are ready, and they would have to prove insider trading. I could spread my stock purchases through a bunch of shell corporations as well

Lottery numbers and a historical record of the stock market: first, win lottery then invest based on performance

Become a billionaire, then join the oligarchy and use my stock knowledge to bankrupt the rest of the oligarchy

And it’s still a top seller