The difference is that republicans are allergic to either of those and democrats embrace them!

I always tip 25%.

I don’t even have an organ. Hell I don’t even know how to play one!

I’d bet it’s safe to say the sumbitch doesn’t even exist!

Just put on a MAGA hat and pretend you’re the stupidest sumbitch you can be!

I voted against the sumbitch for over thirty five years. I tried!

Bitch McFuckenConnell!

I don’t think the router bits would fit in the phone slot and you would have to manually turn the phone to get the bits to route any design into the edge of the wood. I don’t think it would work at all! ( No stupid questions, then no stupid answer’s amiright! )

M orons

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G onna

A rrive!

If cats didn’t worry about their hair then why are they always licking it?

You mean you sonsabitches have taken over this site too! Cheesus Christ on a cracker!

The obvious workaround is fuck’em outdoors!

The only good thing about that is he’s still there to do a lot of damage in his last days!

Not to mention that the republifucks bought out control of all the major news networks so they could turn them into propaganda machines!

Some fucken fucker started a war to distract you from them!

You can squeeze shit into a food shape and some sumbitch will eat it that’s for ding dang sure!

I could live in a cardboard box and be happy. We have a paid off half million dollar home (That I rebuilt)and a nice hunk of money saved. All of that because my wife wanted it and worked her ass off to this day to get. I want for nothing, not because of me but because of her drive!

In many, many ways but that’s a whole book! I’m just saying that I am a good hard working ( though retired now) dude, but I don’t come close to my wife and her drive!

Nah! Just your unaverage sumbitch that knows his wife is much more wiser and motivated enough to keep all things running smoothly. Robot I’m not. Do I know how to keep the cogs turning? Yes!

You get you one of them and you won’t have to think at all anymore. They’ll do all the thinking for you!