Just go back to gopher.

Exactly. It’s a variant of “military grade” for those products where it would sound odd.

Same, and Star Office before it (and Applix before that). All on Linux (and other Unixes).

Decoration, apparently. Or a fashion accessory, maybe.

I make some Marmite sandwiches, just to annoy the Aussies.

This looks astonishingly bad. A simple banner at the bottom would an improvement at this point.

Like… bottles?

Probably just your tuner that’s unplugged. Feel around for any loose wires.

Alyx came out after I had to take my gaming machine offline, due to no longer having a place to put it while my home is being rebuild (which will be done one day, hopefully, so fucking done with that damn laptop and it’s tiny screen)… but anyway there were other great games. Lone Echo was quite good. Elite Dangerous in VR was pretty awesome as well. Although my Oculus CV1 might be dated now. Not even sure if I can use it any longer now that it’s a meta piece of hardware.

It’s like: “I’d like 5 snow to go, please”
“How much? Ill have you know that in my days, snow just fell from the sky, for free!”
“Stop laughing, it’s true! People even hated it.”

Right. These days, in most of Europe you have to order your snow online and hope it doesn’t melt in transit.

Lighting is expensive!

“Therefore a computer is ideally suited to making management decisions”
More like…

I think he’s playing a very small piano.

Never mind those, where do I get those cool rear view mirrors for my phone?

Doesn’t everyone know not to buy nothing by now?

Nobody’s got that kind of time any more.

Nipples and foreskin must be removed at birth. To prevent mass hysteria.

As they mature on your disk, the quality slowly increses. Although after a while, videos get overripe and eventually dissolve in a mess of macro blocks. That’s why it’s important to know when to move them to cold storage.

Because of universe expansion. (I guess industrialisation also works)