The board members are risk averse, anti-innovation, weren’t paying attention during the PowerPoint, and just trying to hang on until they can get their bonuses and go golfing.

We have been simping since the dawn of man.

I’m just a fussy bastard, and I like everything to be ‘just so’ on my computers and phones. If I want to move a zig, I’m gonna find a way to move that zig.

A launcher is the thing that displays your home screen and app list. Where you can dock and undock apps, widgets, ect. Also known as a “home app”. The default android one is Quickstep, but it’s dogshit and not customisable.

A 3rd party launcher lets you tweak size, appearance, shape and colour of app symbols, home screens, and widgets.

Nova launcher was the GOAT of launchers until some corpo bought it and shoveled spyware and ads into it.

No hate against the original developer, he did a good job and honestly I would have sold my project too if it bought me financial security and freedom from the tyranny of the daily grind. Besides, by that time there were already other good 3rd party launchers out there

Nah it’ll be fine Ill just have a quick peek!

I’ve never considered the colour of the sun. I’m going to get my telescope out and have a look later today!

It doesn’t look like anything to me, comrade.

Batman on his bathorse

"What’s with all the train tracks you’re laying?*

“Oh, I’m adding blue science packs.”

Basic sex model, yes.

I’m curious, why is it so important for some people to get a diagnosis? Does it unlock access to medication or treatment that they want? Or is it just the knowing?

I’m fairly certain I’m Autistic, and I’ve had two unrelated doctors (not qualified to make the assessment) accidentally assume that I knew and had already been diagnosed, but I’ve never had a formal diagnosis. I’m not really too fussed about getting one, because it wouldn’t really change the way I live my life.

What’s even weirder is it used to be a spoon

Saddam is hiding in the first comment.

I’m with you. Washing your hands in one of these faucet is like trying to fuck a fat chick in a phone booth

Even considering this amounts to premeditation. Asking your cohorts on Lemmy just escalated it to conspiracy.

The predator drone is enroute to your home as we speak.

Yeah that’s fair, I’m pretty money and time poor but I also eat whole raw carrots straight out of the bag like a fucking horse

Or even " the people who have the time to prepare, money to buy and luxury of access to fruits and vegetables are happier because they have time, money and luxury, whereas people who are poor and/0or work two jobs are depressed and incidentally don’t eat many vegetables.

Fiverr and airtasker.

“You’re not complaining right! Why are to complaining that way, you should be complaining this way!”

Typical Linux user